Darkly comic soy candle that pairs gallows‑levity art with cozy, hand‑poured fragrance. The label features a retro cherub smashing a heart with bold, utilitarian lettering and warning‑accent colors — a wink at end‑of‑world jokes and doomscroll humor. Scents range from warm spice and orchard apple to cool sea salt or unscented glow, letting you set a calming or ironic atmosphere while you laugh at modern collapse.
Product features
– 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar
– Burning time: 50-60 hours
– Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label
– Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
– Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (or unscented)
Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.









































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